Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
When did angry sex become our thing?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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