That's intense
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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