I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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