hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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