Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
pray to the hookup gods
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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