i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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