Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I wear drunk well.
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