party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Sober January is a disaster.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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