You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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