I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you had me at cake vodka
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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