Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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