I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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