your parents love me but you hate me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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