Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm at about main and main street
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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