normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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