farters have to be the big spoon...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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