And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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