Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it's great music for shaving your balls
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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