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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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