So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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