It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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