Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
