Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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