My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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