There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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