last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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