and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
