so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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