I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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