I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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