So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
