If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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