what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I could fuck to npr.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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