let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The uberlube is also flammable
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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