I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
