Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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