Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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