I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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