C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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