Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
