It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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