Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I love you. Go after that dick
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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