I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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