The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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