we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
