BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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