we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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