arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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