all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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