seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We don't watch enough power rangers
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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