I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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