I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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