Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
tell me about the fingering
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