doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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