My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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