I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
