also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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