Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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