i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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