so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It was confusing and full of hummus
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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